Sunday, March 14, 2010

Everything I needed to know about sex work, I learned from sci-fi

Okay...some of these are better than others. Some are more obscure than others, and some are a stretch. But feel free to add more in the comments! Bonus if you know where they come from.


1. Always know where your towel is.

2. Remember: Don't Panic.

3. Small furry creatures are always a bad idea.

4. Stay on target....

5. Size matters not.

6. Weakness can often be traced to a small exhaust port...

7. The term is companion.

8. A companion chooses her own clients. That's guild law. But physical appearance doesn't matter so terribly. You look for a compatibility of spirit... There's an energy about a person that's difficult to hide.

8 comments:

  1. 1. Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
    2. Same
    3. Same
    4. Star Wars
    5. Return of the Jedi
    6. Star Wars
    7. ?
    8. ?

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  2. The last two are pretty obscure sci-fi, but what a wonderful series. The character referenced in the quotes is a high class courtesan. If no one guesses in a week, I'll give up the answer so you can watch it netflix!

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  4. Oooohh a challenge. Be right back

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  5. Yes. Love that show! Is it okay that one of my role models is a fiction character? Inara is so great.

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  6. I don't see anything wrong with that. People certainly have worse role models. LOL. Ok so what is the bonus for guessing them all? :)

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  7. Really? I thought #3 was Star Trek for sure, from "Trouble with Tribbles"! :D

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